Hi, I used to be known here. (nemesisbecoming) wrote,
Hi, I used to be known here.

Twitter Braindump Roundup

  • 22:03 This week's Hoarders: Bed bugs and beer cans. One story's a collector, the other is another filthy sonovabitch with kids in the house. #
  • 22:06 Filthy Hoarder dumbassed thinking: There's bedbugs in the house? Let's sleep outside in a tent next to the house... In winter. #
  • 09:13 Overheard on Gawker from a former barista (1/2): A woman ordered a "non-dairy, decaf, nonfat, egg-free eggnog latte." #
  • 09:13 (2/2) I told her we couldn't make that. When she asked why, I said, "Because God didn't mean for that to exist." #
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