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Hi, I used to be known here.

Twitter Braindump Roundup

  • 21:32 Shields are extremely helpful in the rain. Just saying. Will. Fight. In. Rain. #
  • 00:05 A real friend would buy her girl a lapdance by a half naked dude. I'm a real friend. #
  • 00:10 So I just dropped and started doing pushups in the club. That's cool, right? #
  • 01:06 Hey! Check it out! I can do the Stanky Leg! Also the entire club did the Cha Cha Slide. That's cool, right? #
  • 01:10 If dudes wondering where the chicks be: The Vault. We wouldn't be more comfy if it were a gay spot but it's not so don't bother to show up. #
  • 01:12 Translation: there's more than a plethora of females at The Vault. Get in where you can fit in. #
  • 02:19 Is there anything more frightening and horrific on television today than "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant" on TLC? #
  • 02:24 Would have crashed at my mom's but I would have to go home on Sunday in my costume which would have been Walk of Shame times billion. #
  • 19:35 I just learned my brother, Donald, died yesterday morning. He lived in CA. He was my father's oldest. I'm the youngest. He was good to us. #
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