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Twitter Braindump Roundup

  • 21:48 Dag. Those couples on those eHarmony commercials look so pretty, happy and normal. Is it really as easy just like that? #
  • 22:12 South Park. Butters is at Gay Rehab. #
  • 08:45 Bullet fees to gain custody of your dead? I propose we now relabel Iran as NoHopeAtAllGhistan. #
  • 08:46 @Ozzdo. Charlie Murphy was coming out with better stuff than Eddie back during Dave Chapelle while his brother was in a fat suit. #
  • 09:13 You're a Gov. Go ghost. Don't transfer power to Lt. Gov. Cell off. YOU MISS FATHER'S DAY. And your first explanation is naked hiking? <3! #
  • 12:30 @threeminuterule. Don't pry for me in Argentina. #
  • 12:40 @pwcaulfield. We're in it this year. Care to join us? Or at least meet up at Jeremy's afterwards? #
  • 14:18 Mark Sanford: dead hooker, second family or underaged boy? (I don't do football pools or anything like that so I need something to wager on) #
  • 14:39 Mark Sanford admits to an affair. With an actual ADULT FEMALE. Boring. Weakest. Repub. Ever. I vote for a Sanford/Blago Buddy cop movie tho #
  • 14:43 @threeminuterule. He didn't transfer power and ghosted. Of course someone would have said something. His wife obvs knew what was up. #
  • 14:46 @equilibriumgirl. That's what people here are saying. @threeminuterule. Unless you're Blago, you can get away with a lot. Ref: Palin. #
  • 15:11 @meganlibrarian. I love you. Do the due diligence. Bonus points if you find it's a she...MALE. Pics or it's wildcard. #
  • 15:14 @equilibriumgirl. Why did you steal my thunder? #
  • 15:56 @equilibriumgirl. You confirm "female". Hurt my soul. Again, still want pic proof with midwife's "was born female" guarantee. #
  • 16:42 (Improvised singalong!) Don't cry about Argentina... #
  • 16:47 @equilibriumgirl. But, hey what's up with God duuuuude... #
  • 19:17 Ok these emails between Sanford and Evita are quite lovely. I'm jealous. No one writes me like this. tr.im/pEm8 #
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