Hi, I used to be known here. (nemesisbecoming) wrote,
Hi, I used to be known here.
nemesisbecoming

My totally unscientific breaking investigation findings on Sarah Palin, token VP nominee

But first, a side convo:

Leah: okay, they are crazy
  they just listed some facts about sarah palin
  the first one "resident of alaska since 1964"
 me: how she was mayor of some town of 9K
 Leah: she was born in 1964
 me: and has been gov for 2 years
12:57 PM of alaska
 Leah: ain't nothin' up there but ice
 me: which probably has like 20K people in it
 Leah: seriously
 me: google up her kids names
  you'll love it
  sounds like she was naming a pack of sled dogs
 Leah:
Trig?
1:00 PM one of her kids is named TRIG?
 me: LOL
 Leah: that's the poor down syndrome baby
  TRACK
  BRISTOL
  TRACK AND BRISTOL AND TRIG?
 me: thank you
1:01 PM Leah: I'm actually surprised there's not one named Patch
  or Sounder
 me: what are all the names of the kids'
1:04 PM Leah: Trig joins siblings Track, 18, Bristol, 17, Willow, 13, and Piper


Ok, and then witness this:
  • "Willow was Buffy the Vampire Slayer's best friend and "Piper" was the eldest sister on the series Charmed played by Shannon Doherty. The governor obviously has a penchant for television shows of paranormal female empowerment.
  • Willow and Piper are both Witches. Good witches.
My totally unscientific summation:
Sarah Palin is Wiccan. She's Wiccan, addicted to the WB reruns and probably writes Harry Potter fanfiction. (Not that there's anything wrong with fanfiction... naw... oh hell naw. lol

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