(Waybac Machine explains.)
Edit: Most boring speech ever.
I feel like a slightly insecure girlfriend... Barry, stop talking to that Kraut Hoe. Talk about me some more. Tell me about my curvy mountains and bountiful valleys! ME, Barry! Come back to ME!!!
German son of edit:
me: lol the speech was only like 15 minutes
and boring
lol germans
1:50 PM Leah: there are people clawing at him. lol
1:51 PM me: they want to touch his monkey
Leah: this is the craziest thing I've seen
1:52 PM they just want to touch him. Hilarity
me: they think he's Seal
lolololol
Leah: I was trying hard to think of a comparison
me: jerry lewis with a tan
1:53 PM Leah: dead
me: david hasselhoff on tour
Leah: I was thinking The Beatles
that's how they're acting
or like Mike Jack before the uber crazy
me: is he one beatle are all four wrapped into one?
like a chocolate infused beatle wrap
1:54 PM Leah: yes. lol
Barack Obama: Chocolate Infused Beatle Wrap
me: now with 39% more hope sauce
Leah: BWAHAHAHAH
