July 11th, 2010

David Mack Akemi

Twitter Braindump Roundup

  • 21:16 One two four three. None of these bitches look betta than me. Betta than me. Betta than me. #
  • 21:33 Ok that last one was lyrics to a song at this bbq. I'm not that much of an asshole. No, really. #
  • 22:35 Sign in the hostess's bathroom: "if you sprinkle when you tinkle please be neat and wipe the seat." OMG MEMORIES. #
  • 01:42 @specialkfsu GREAT BBQ, MAMA!!! #
  • 10:32 Curse you, Brooklyn. Your fun times strands me upon your shores. Now at a diner on Flatbush being taught how to use a ketchup bottle. TIMES! #
  • 16:57 I, for one, recognize & celebrate the victory of our psychic octopus warlords. #
  • 19:55 RT @pourmecoffee: Paul The Octopus up in the club tonight, no doubt: "I predict you'll be making me breakfast, baby." #
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