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  • 22:19 @equilibriumgirl re: @Ozzdo. I'm so mad you remembered that Balki was the maternal cousin. Seriously... So. Mad. #
  • 22:23 Weekly Hoarders Update: Pattern emerging. Overweight. Elderly. Tend to be female. Cat owners. Depression. Over-consumers. Undefined income? #
  • 22:30 This coughing, wheezing, diabetic, can't move quick mofo got 50 guns, a crossbow and couple of swords in his junky room EVERYWHERE. #
  • 22:35 This man's wife is caustic & angry. No wonder he keeps threat to shoot her. OMG two most miserable people outside of my co-op board EVER. #
  • 22:39 This wife, post-menopause, has full facial hair, looks like a dude. Is yelly, angry, the daughter admitted she used to hurt herself to cope. #
  • 22:42 So w/ no backstory, no pics of youngher, I'm wondering was there any redeeming qualities of hers to begin with or was she always so caustic? #
  • 22:52 Sorry, but grown women DO NOT need stuffed animals EVER. Seriously: EVER. Never Ever. Toss them dust catchers. Upgrade to shoes or bags. #
  • 22:56 Do you know how much room stuffed animals take up? Damned lots! NO REASON for that. Buy designer. For what it sets you back you take care! #
  • 23:02 @Ozzdo OK. I'll look for you next time I'm on it. #
  • 23:04 @equilibriumgirl LOL no. Only in that you remembered such a detail. #
  • 23:09 LOL this 3-yr old baby on Paranormal State be saying "Jesus is an A**H***." And the family are Believers so they're properly freaked out. #
  • 23:11 Curse you and your brilliant programmers, A&E. Give me back my life from your Hoarder/Intervention/Paranormal battshittery genius trifecta. #
  • 23:19 @probedms. Dude this marathon was on all day! Send help! Or at least a life coach! #
  • 09:20 Today I am the mother of a seventeen year old. #
  • 09:59 OK which one of you took my homegurl aside on Saturday to warn her I was a crazy & my "chipperness" is just my Work Alter? S'tru but still. #
  • 11:28 YAYS! RT @sunnysanchez: HAPPY BIRTHDAY Ziggy!!!!RT @jrinrevision: Today I am the mother of a seventeen year old. #
  • 12:05 The TilaTequila "miscarriage" was predictable. Needs to be committed already community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/44085574.html #
  • 15:18 The people on my side of the floor had three of the tv's turned to the Olympic Curling competition. Just sayin. #
  • 15:23 I do have to admit this Biathlon thing with the Cross Country Skiing + Rifle Shooting looks totally bad ass and can you imagine the workout? #
  • 18:14 @dkellergrl2001 OMG I was totally googling where in the hell I can Biathlon here in the city. Closest place? LAKE PLACID. Dude. #
  • 18:42 At Ninja Restaurant w/ Ziggy. Offered Ninja cocktails, first would we want Ninja Tap Water? Wondering if I were Japanese would I be pissed? #
  • 18:59 The place is incredibly expensive for tiny portions of food but you go for the experience. Food presentations, magicians, OMG GO TO BATHROOM #
  • 20:05 Am I an honorary Gay for recognizing this song the French skating is performing to is from Yentl? PAPA, CAN YOU HEAR ME?! He was perfect tho #
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