December 1st, 2009

David Mack Akemi

Twitter Braindump Roundup

  • 21:36 Season premiere of Intervention. This woman's immigrant parents love her so much and don't understand she's a terrible person. #
  • 21:41 I love this woman's Chinese mom. She wants so much for her. The dgter is taking advantage of her. Spent her retirement on this ungrateful... #
  • 21:46 Keeping real, sometimes the only Intervention some people need is a foot intervening with their a$$. Team Drop A Fool Into A Volcano. #
  • 21:56 I hate this woman. Anyone who treats their mother like this needs to be punched in the head. Repeatedly. This girl needs to be committed. #
  • 22:02 OMG Hoarders is next. With a steady diet of Intervention and Hoarders I'll end up a neurotic mess in no time. #
  • 22:26 Solution for Hoarders: Gasoline, a Match. Raze it to the ground. Jesus, take the wheel bring bleach. Allah may have to chip in. Xenu too. #
  • 22:51 @sunnysanchez TWO dead cats found in the Hoarders home. TWO. And mummified or something. TWO. Yes, bring Jesus Allah Buddha and RALPH. #
  • 22:56 The cleaning crew actually had to do a prayer circle before going into the Hoarder house. Two prayers away from an exorcism. #
  • 23:02 Omg... another episode! Damn you, Hoarders. And I thought Clean House was crazy. How she got babies in there and a stay at home mom? What? #
  • 23:07 This woman with the toddler: everything she says I scream at TV "THEN CLEAN THE HOUSE!" Now this older woman with the food hoarding... NO!!! #
  • 23:37 This woman hoards/let rots gourmet foods. Just think: Whole Foods aka Whole Paycheck. That's like playing handball with Faberge eggs. #
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