Angelic Devilistic

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Dude. This thing hasn't been updated in two years. Where the hell have I been?

Oh yeah- Balling*. Totally forgot.





*"Balling" as is "This is when I pretend I've been having a fantastical life instead of just, you know, being too lazy at my cubicle to log on".

Yes, a HUGE Baller.
David Mack Akemi

Twitter Braindump Roundup

  • 21:45 Two weeks been working avg 11hrs a day. No energy to keep house. I've decided I need a wife. Or train Zig to be Benson. That idea's better. #
  • 08:08 I'm exhausted. I have a race this Saturday but I haven't gotten any runs in this week. I think a pass-out on CP grass is needed this wkend. #
  • 17:52 It's not an easy road\Many see the glamor & the glitter so them think a bed of rose\Who feels it knows\Woo lawd help me sustain these blows #
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  • 07:54 As C said last night, "Cut the sh*t. Life is short." It's amazing how brutally unexpected life can turn. RIP Joseph. You were wonderful. #
  • 20:28 Note to Self - Songs to add to morning run playlist: Verve Remix of Manteca, Jay-Z's Takeover, Hustla by The Roots. #
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David Mack Akemi

Twitter Braindump Roundup

  • 06:15 The weirdest most vivid dreams this AM. But during I felt oddly at peace. Also, like always, I wonder if I was a jerk last night. #
  • 09:50 RIP George Steinbrenner. If you're gonna have an empire, make it an evil one, I always say. #
  • 10:18 Adding to the Yankees mythos that George Steinbrenner made sure he didn't pass until Bob Sheppard was there to announce him to St. Peter. #
  • 14:05 It's been revealed Angelina Jolie's new tattoo (inner thigh) is "Whiskey Bravo" which are Brad's initials (William Bradley) which is cute. #
  • 14:13 So I look up my military-style alphabet initials: "Juliet Romeo". I don't know how to process this. I mean it's cool but also super weird-? #
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David Mack Akemi

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  • 21:23 This episode of Family Guy is nothing but drunk stream of consciousness rants of Stewie & Brian. It's actually incredibly brilliant. #
  • 08:32 I've decided to not make any further big decisions without first consulting with Paul the Octopus. Yes, it *has* come to this. #
  • 20:04 @NY_Boogie what happened? I've haven't heard. #
  • 20:07 I'm doing what people who work on Tuesday shouldn't be doing. Curse you afterwork drinks/restaurant week at 8 1/2. Curse your yummyness. #
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David Mack Akemi

Twitter Braindump Roundup

  • 21:16 One two four three. None of these bitches look betta than me. Betta than me. Betta than me. #
  • 21:33 Ok that last one was lyrics to a song at this bbq. I'm not that much of an asshole. No, really. #
  • 22:35 Sign in the hostess's bathroom: "if you sprinkle when you tinkle please be neat and wipe the seat." OMG MEMORIES. #
  • 01:42 @specialkfsu GREAT BBQ, MAMA!!! #
  • 10:32 Curse you, Brooklyn. Your fun times strands me upon your shores. Now at a diner on Flatbush being taught how to use a ketchup bottle. TIMES! #
  • 16:57 I, for one, recognize & celebrate the victory of our psychic octopus warlords. #
  • 19:55 RT @pourmecoffee: Paul The Octopus up in the club tonight, no doubt: "I predict you'll be making me breakfast, baby." #
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David Mack Akemi

Twitter Braindump Roundup

  • 00:20 How in the world did I get roped into a late night session of karaoke w/ coworkers? Why is it a billion o'clock? #
  • 10:31 Me: "I was wrong. The Psychic Octopus picked Spain. It's the Psychic Parakeet fr Singapore that picked Netherlands" This email just happened #
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David Mack Akemi

Twitter Braindump Roundup

  • 08:02 RT @pourmecoffee: Queen Elizabeth coming to NYC today. She will speak at UN, visit ground zero, and make an impassioned pitch for LeBron. #
  • 14:00 I'm considering approaching my company to renegotiate for a $100 million contract. I mean, I'm *that* good at what I do, right? RIGHT?? #
  • 14:07 @writeli LOL I was just watching that one too. I sadly love it. #
  • 15:26 @NY_Boogie Your boss is lying. That sun sits and you and burns with the anger of a bitter bitter pissed off 28 Days Later Rage Virus monkey. #
  • 18:55 RT @izisharp: if i crack open a crappy beer will it start snowin' n' shit? #
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