A Fine Madness

21:45 Two weeks been working avg 11hrs a day. No energy to keep house. I've decided I need a wife. Or train Zig to be Benson. That idea's better. #
08:08 I'm exhausted. I have a race this Saturday but I haven't gotten any runs in this week. I think a pass-out on CP grass is needed this wkend. #
17:52 It's not an easy road\Many see the glamor & the glitter so them think a bed of rose\Who feels it knows\Woo lawd help me sustain these blows #

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07:54 As C said last night, "Cut the sh*t. Life is short." It's amazing how brutally unexpected life can turn. RIP Joseph. You were wonderful. #
20:28 Note to Self - Songs to add to morning run playlist: Verve Remix of Manteca, Jay-Z's Takeover, Hustla by The Roots. #

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06:15 The weirdest most vivid dreams this AM. But during I felt oddly at peace. Also, like always, I wonder if I was a jerk last night. #
09:50 RIP George Steinbrenner. If you're gonna have an empire, make it an evil one, I always say. #
10:18 Adding to the Yankees mythos that George Steinbrenner made sure he didn't pass until Bob Sheppard was there to announce him to St. Peter. #
14:05 It's been revealed Angelina Jolie's new tattoo (inner thigh) is "Whiskey Bravo" which are Brad's initials (William Bradley) which is cute. #
14:13 So I look up my military-style alphabet initials: "Juliet Romeo". I don't know how to process this. I mean it's cool but also super weird-? #

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21:23 This episode of Family Guy is nothing but drunk stream of consciousness rants of Stewie & Brian. It's actually incredibly brilliant. #
08:32 I've decided to not make any further big decisions without first consulting with Paul the Octopus. Yes, it *has* come to this. #
20:04 @NY_Boogie what happened? I've haven't heard. #
20:07 I'm doing what people who work on Tuesday shouldn't be doing. Curse you afterwork drinks/restaurant week at 8 1/2. Curse your yummyness. #

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21:16 One two four three. None of these bitches look betta than me. Betta than me. Betta than me. #
21:33 Ok that last one was lyrics to a song at this bbq. I'm not that much of an asshole. No, really. #
22:35 Sign in the hostess's bathroom: "if you sprinkle when you tinkle please be neat and wipe the seat." OMG MEMORIES. #
01:42 @specialkfsu GREAT BBQ, MAMA!!! #
10:32 Curse you, Brooklyn. Your fun times strands me upon your shores. Now at a diner on Flatbush being taught how to use a ketchup bottle. TIMES! #
16:57 I, for one, recognize & celebrate the victory of our psychic octopus warlords. #
19:55 RT @pourmecoffee: Paul The Octopus up in the club tonight, no doubt: "I predict you'll be making me breakfast, baby." #

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00:20 How in the world did I get roped into a late night session of karaoke w/ coworkers? Why is it a billion o'clock? #
10:31 Me: "I was wrong. The Psychic Octopus picked Spain. It's the Psychic Parakeet fr Singapore that picked Netherlands" This email just happened #

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15:32 ICE CREAM DAY AT WORK!!! I ended up with one giant waffle cone of 3 flavors in one hand and typing emails with the other. GET TO KNOW ME. #

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11:18 @jrosenkranz <3! #
11:19 RT @sesamestreet: Abby: Rosita & I like to play princess but that doesn’t mean we’re waiting for a prince to rescue us! We like to dress up! #
14:22 YAYS! Two tickets to see American Idiot tonight! YAYS! Thanks, L! #

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08:02 RT @pourmecoffee: Queen Elizabeth coming to NYC today. She will speak at UN, visit ground zero, and make an impassioned pitch for LeBron. #
14:00 I'm considering approaching my company to renegotiate for a $100 million contract. I mean, I'm *that* good at what I do, right? RIGHT?? #
14:07 @writeli LOL I was just watching that one too. I sadly love it. #
15:26 @NY_Boogie Your boss is lying. That sun sits and you and burns with the anger of a bitter bitter pissed off 28 Days Later Rage Virus monkey. #
18:55 RT @izisharp: if i crack open a crappy beer will it start snowin' n' shit? #

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20:36 Deck BBQ in the East Village. Sangria flowing. Deejay rocking. God Bless America & all of us mixed raced, multi gendered life-loving fools #
22:31 Deejay let's the song run out. There's silence. He yells, "OK everybody grab a partner!" Suavemente then plays. Legendary BBQ. #
23:12 Omg deep cuts 90's hip hop you don't neva hear. I'm home. #
23:20 OK I've haven't had this much fun at a house party for a long time. Omg the deck just went nuts when the first Fugees single came on. #
23:25 There's a baby here. Why is the baby in the middle of the dance cypher pumping its baby fist? So serious. Omg they're breakdance fighting. #
00:17 He winds down the night playing Buena Vista Social Club. Did I say I was home? Cause I am. I'm in my musical spiritual home- W/ beer. Yays #
07:52 RT @writeli: RT @paulocoelho: My mother told me when I was a child: the world is a mirror of yourself. She was right. #

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00:35 RT @mattiseman: Brock Lesnar has a head that belongs on Easter Island. His shirt collar size must be WTF. #
09:48 Amazing how people will wake up at the crack of dawn and then set up an acre of space complete with tables and chairs by 7am to bbq in CP. #
09:51 At a water break, I saw him plunk his just-caught fish back into The Meer. He looked around to see if any one saw. I did. Together we beamed #
09:54 I took another break in the shade a weeping willow. I strolled to catch my breath then noticed a Mama Duck w/ 5 baby ducklings swimming <3 #
12:24 I think I'm going to bake a cake today. #
16:16 I am baking a cake. #
18:26 I have achieved cake failure. I am to arrive cakeless. Am very disappointed in my current lacking in cake baking existence. I suck at cake. #

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10:44 RT @CoryBooker: I like the idea of having the mayors of competing cities play a 1-on-1 Basketball tournament 4 LaBron: bit.ly/bGiiQP #
12:57 Seen in Central Park: An older man walking his cat. No euphemisms here. A man walking a long haired cat around The Meer on a leash! #
12:59 Later: I sat on a bench beside a laying man whose partner was playing on the piano installation by the shoreline, under the willow tree. #
13:01 Nearby another man yelps as he catches a fish. He unhooks it, looks at it proudly for a second then releases it back into the water. #
13:02 I sat looking over the beautiful scenery, the tranquil music, the breeze... feeling very lucky for that moment. #
13:04 I get up to jog off, thanking the player who smiled broadly in return. "I really needed that," I said. Cause I really did after this week #
14:53 Today's random hilarious movie: "She's Out Of My League". I'm seriously dying here. #

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12:40 Out in the streets/Where I grew up/First thing they teach us is not to give a f-k/That kind of thinking gets you nowhere/Someone has to care #
12:45 "How I Got Over" by the Roots is a mandatory Get for the Summer. Second is Janelle Monae. I looking out for you people so listen to me! #
17:42 Zig sees the friends I had in HS I still have now. He wants the same w/ his friends now. Today me, Mesha & Duke - it's like 1991 again. #
18:27 OMG why are we picking up beef from 20 years ago like who held hands w/ whom and what not? Why is this absolutely hilarious? #
19:23 @kiastar yo I'm trying to bump into you this weekend! #

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21:43 Zig priced the screen fix at the Apple Store. Eyes wide he agreed to find jobs since I'm not paying. He infuriates but also makes me proud. #
21:47 Seen in Harlem tonight: Neighborhood kids on the sidewalk with a basketball... Kicking it back and forth like soccer. Give us four years, yo #

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22:04 Dear A&E: First you gave me Intervention. Then Hoarders. Dear Sweet Jesus... now Obsessed? OMG, you evil evil dark hearted bastards. #
22:08 Obsessed: A show about Obsessive Compulsive Disorder. Tonight: a Chronic Hand Washer and a woman who exercises for 4 hours straight daily. #

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22:04 It's amazing how one cancelled flight results in a torturous chain of events leading to disaster. The company was good though. The girls ftw #
22:19 Broke night eating salad watching the sky lighten on a quiet semi-secluded Ocean Dr. Ending off the plane sipping wine outside on Lenox. #
14:05 Does anyone know of any summer programs/camps i can ship my 17yo off to? He just broke my computer screen bullshitting. Not being sarcastic. #
14:06 I'm not kidding. Any program or service institution. Anything so that he doesn't continue to spend the rest of his summer bullshitting. #
15:43 It's times like these I wish I had Down South relations I can ship him off to. That being said, anyone here I can send him to? Yes, SERIOUS. #

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21:22 Love hanging out w/ Sasha, C's line sister. She hilarious. Now she's doing our eye makeup so we're all FL-Fabulous! Doing VACATION big! #
00:46 Sayin RT @prodigaldghter: SoBe Live: DJ is on point right now... #
02:18 Then Natasha comes thru from Ft Lauderdale & we hang at The Clevander. Costa Rica Fam represent!!! #
02:43 TONIGHT IS CHOCK FULL OF RANDOM. #
05:47 Oh my god. Are we really eating outside while the sun is coming up? How crazy is this? #
11:10 Getting munchies at airport. Many folk around tv's to watch the Eng/Ger match. I smile w/ how the World Cup brings so many together so often #
12:01 To all celebrating Pride today: Do you, Boos. Sorry I can't be back on time to join you, but sugahs, I'm already Proud of us all. #

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00:42 First night at South Beach. Beautiful weather, breezes, companionship, giant cocktail buckets of concentrated evil. GREAT TIMES!!! #
09:52 I've always wanted to run beside the ocean in South Beach. This morning I did. It's been a good year for bucket lists so far. #
16:11 RT @prodigaldghter: Wet Willies.Beach.Wet Willies.Beach.Wet Willies. #
16:28 I don't get it. Women are just steady laying about with their tops off. When did this start happening on South Beach? #
17:36 It was unnecessary half nakedness!!! RT @NappyhedJenkins: @jrinrevision sending you some love and hate for that last tweet #
17:49 Sasha's in deh house!!! Folk we respectively know who are in Fla are rolling up to hang. Love it. Never a dull moment. Spent 5hrs on beach #

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22:21 At 8:30am there was a double line around the circum of the block at the Fifth Ave Apple Store. At 9p there's still a line?! PEOPLE-! #
22:43 @changebumpin <3 #
00:07 LOL Well played. RT @sdenaro: I invented an improved version of rock-paper-scissors. It's called rock-paper-middle-finger. #
00:09 Thanks to Rod's online series re: Pride Week, I've been reminiscing about being a Bridesmaid for Marriage Equality last Pride. Best times ev #
09:15 While y'all heffas were waking up I've been in transit, baby. Just landed in Florida in a shorts onesie, high heels & aviators. Know me yet? #
14:40 RT @sunnysanchez: RT @prodigaldghter: Hello Miami #
15:44 I wrote this: www.thisisfyf.com/2010/06/pride-the-joanna-rice-response.html #

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18:44 @changebumpin I'm so sorry. #

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